Friday, April 8, 2011

Wine is nothing to whine about!

Don't judge a book by its cover. And likewise don't buy a wine for the pretty label! 

I walked into work this morning expecting to get a rush of vendors, process reclaim, place a cigarette order and be on my merry way. Oh no! Not 30 seconds after I walk in the door do I have an angry customer calling me a liar and accusing me of ruining his entire week.

He has had a running special order with the store of two cases of Gallo Family Cafe Chardonnay. This past Thursday his wife came to pick it up and we didn't have it. I talked to my wine representative the next day, mind you this is the same man that has been placing the special order since the beginning, the company changed the label, but the order was there. The merchandiser was unaware of the change, he had stocked the shelf full and put the rest in back stock. We packaged the wine back up and left a note explaining the change. I alerted the customer service manager. 
Here he comes in today ready to roll heads. He claims the wine is not the same because it has sugar in it and his wine didn't have sugar in it. Thankfully I was able to hold my tongue and not ask, "So what do you think fermented fruit is?" Also, since wine bottles don't have nutritional value listings, I was unsure how he came to that conclusion. He stormed out of the store after I told him countless times I would double check, but was certain of the information I had given him. 

I kept my promise to double check. Same UPC, same three flavor notes, different name and different label. I went as far as to check my invoice to assure the 6 digit order code paired with prior invoices. Low and behold, it did! As well the description said Cafe Chardonnay/Sweet Chardonnay. Obviously because some stores still have stock of the old label. 

I went about my business and was just about to walk out the door, when he calls. A mere 4 hours after coming in this morning. I answered the phone and told him the information I had gathered. He accused me of lying and said I was stupid not to emphasize "Cafe" when I placed the order. Well, sir, guess what? I don't place the order at all. The same guy who has been placing the order FOR YOU for the past TWO YEARS does all the ordering...and guess what? He did order it, you just won't come and pick it up!! He also went on to say that other stores and the internet still have HIS wine, so I must not be comprehending what he is saying. I tried to keep my cool and explain that some warehouses and stores would absolutely have his wine on hand for a short time until all the supply changed to the new label and new name. He said he would happily take his business to one of those places. I told him he was welcome to, but would run into this same issue in a short period of time there as well.

He asked for the wine representative to call him on Thursday to place a CORRECT order. Good luck to ya, buddy! 

Moral of the story, if you are a crotchety middle aged man without the wine, you don't need twelve 1.5L every fourteen days. 

Lastly, I'm a jerk and went to go explore the web to assure that my position on the whole disaster was correct. Low and behold the new wine name with the old wine picture. Ta-da!


Happy Days to you, Mr. Crabby Pants!
PS Did you know there are more flavors of wine than just YOUR wine?

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Virginia Love IS Me...oh grammar errors

A couple weeks ago I was out running errands and spilled my drink down the front of my shirt. I had plans to go walking with my girlfriends shortly there after. I went into Tractor Supply (because Heaven knows I would have ran into someone that wanted to chat in Wal-Mart) They had a $3.99 t-shirt rack. I found one in my size and purchased it without really reading what it said. Well, you get what you pay for!! The shirt says VA <3's ME. The apostrophe is clearly not needed unless Virgina Love IS Me!! 

  
I've cutback on my soda intake and I'm not even missing it. I've been drinking a lot more water, then some tea and lemonade, and then wine. Hahah, a healthy swap? Perhaps not, but I'm not missing the sugar or really the caffeine. Eating a Chobani every morning gives me the protein I need to get through my morning without any headaches. 
Today I made a record for myself in steps walked for one day. 17, 472 steps! Burned 485 calories. Walked 8.5 miles. Woohoo!


I can tell it is coming close to Nick coming home. I have the cooking bug. I made spaghetti tonight, one of Nick's faves. When I start to crave his favorites it is time for him to be home to eat it!


Sunday, April 3, 2011

Dear Sasquatch, Can you send a girl some Kokanee?

I'm not a huge beer drinker, never have been...however I can appreciate an ice cold bottle of Kokanee from time to time (and that one kegger in college.) I just want to walk into a bar on the East Coast and order a Kokanee. I am the beer receiver at the local grocery store, I've asked them if they have heard of it, they assume I'm talking about the fish. Ummm...No!
So Sasquatch if you ever feel like coming to visit the French district of Canada, I'll meet you there for some glacier beer! 
A few other west coast cravings I currently have: 

Nalley Chili

A Jalapeno Bagel steamed with plain cream cheese from Moscow Bagel and Deli

and a coffee from a drive-thru shack. 

This can only mean one thing. Deployment is winding down and it is time to make a trip home to the old stomping ground!! Just a couple more months.


Saturday, April 2, 2011

One proud Earth Mama

A year ago Nick and I planted Silver Maple Trees along our property line. Spring is here again and guess what? They are blooming! I am one proud Earth Mama. These trees were your typical Lowe's springtime trees in the black buckets. They only have a one year warranty so it was a little bit of a gamble. The year prior we planted tree starters and they didn't last. This time around so far, so good!


Today I took advantage of the sunshine and rain combo to fertilizer the yard and give the trees a little Miracle Grow snack. I don't really have a green thumb, but planting 8 new trees really felt like a "Go Green" effort. 


I can't wait until Nick is home to see the progress. He is going to be proud as well!